Is there a full moon out? There must be. My emotions are passionate to the tenth power squared! It's ridiculous! I feel like a super-human for staying alive this long and having these intense feelings. I remember it like it was last week...
Because it was. Last thursday night, I went out on the town expecting (hoping) to see a very certain attractive fellow who just recently fell off the face of the earth. Unbeknown to me at the time was the very passionate way this individual strongly detests my mere existence. The point I'm trying to make is this:
Gay men are the scum of the earth. Except for my friends who are gay, they're the best people ever. I suppose just the gay men I've encountered in a relationship aspect. Anyway, I have yet to discover a beautiful male specimen who isn't all about hook ups and wants no sort of romantic involvement. It kind of extremely bums me out. I mean boys are cute and everything, but they're so jealous of each other. And selfish, and promiscuous, and liars and everything I HATE! Girls on the other hand, I haven't been paying very much attention to lately...
Why?
Hooked.
I'm filling a void of the worst sort.
What's worse?
I'm failing.
I heard the high pitched tone as I was falling, the kind you would hear when the coyote fell into his own plan and went crashing down the canyon after a failed attempt to catch the road-runner. I knew things were moving at an uncontrollable rate.
But I didn't stop it.
Now here I am, feeling alone and desperate finding it wherever it may be. And still--
Not. Satisfied.
I desire a woman of noble character.
She is medium height and fit
Likes to dress up.
Dark trendy hair with piercing green eyes and savory, luscious lips.
She would wear high heels when we went out.
And have the cutest accent. *sigh*
Until then, I shall refrain from hurting my indescribably passionate emotions and stay indoors with my phone and facebook out of sight. Shut myself out for a while! I've been WAY to social lately anyway. It's time for a break. Good bye society! And friends, nothing personal. It's for my good health :)
